Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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