you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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