well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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