I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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