Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize