how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
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How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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