Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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