Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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