I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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