For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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