okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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