At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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