i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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