I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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