puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Oh god it's open bar.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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