I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
This baby is an asshole
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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