ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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