Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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