Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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