Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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