no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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