I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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