this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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