she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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foreskin is a definite game changer
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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