If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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