belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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