Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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