bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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