u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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