these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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