Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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