Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Just pee around me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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