i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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