it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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