i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
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You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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