I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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