Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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