he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize