I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
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I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
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I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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