i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
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I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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