I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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