You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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