Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
So squirting runs in the family.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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