you would pick up someone in the library
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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