I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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