I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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