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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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