Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My vagina is very pro this idea
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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