At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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