there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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