found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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